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You Know You're From Texas If:


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#1 Coyote

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 05:52 PM

You know you're from TEXAS if:
1. You measure distance in hours.
2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
4. Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.
5. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in
it, no matter what time of the year.
6. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixin' to go to the store.
7. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable,
grain, or animal.
8. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.
9. You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OWN car.
10. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.
11. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
12. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
13. You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
14. The local paper covers national and international news on one page
but
requires 6 pages for sports.
15. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."
16. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and
Christmas.
17. You know whether another Texan is from southern, middle, or northern
Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
18. There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
19. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as "goin wal-martin" or
off to "Wally World."
20. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili
weather.
21. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop... it's a Coke,
regardless of brand or flavor.
22. Everyone around you understands "ya'll" and "yonder" and use them
commonly.
23. You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends from
Texas.
Go forth and conquer your goals with the renewed spirit of Coyote and do not let small setbacks stop you from Your Dreams

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#2 Zero

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Posted 25 July 2003 - 06:02 PM

LMAO!
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Posted 27 July 2003 - 10:29 AM

We also have what we drive printed on our license plate.. if we drive a truck... it says truck.. lol

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Posted 30 October 2003 - 10:03 AM

This is scary, I actually resemble some of these. Yes, I'm a native son of the Texas empire.... (Only emailed it to 18 people).
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Posted 30 October 2003 - 04:55 PM

You are in good company then, I am in North Central Texas....
Go forth and conquer your goals with the renewed spirit of Coyote and do not let small setbacks stop you from Your Dreams

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#6 Dude111

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 04:58 PM

I am quite far from TX but a couple of those apply to me! (1 or 2 anyway)

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 03:52 PM

I fancy texans.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 03:53 PM

I fancy texans.


I melt at the thought of it being over 77.

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 03:09 PM

After careful review, I can conclude that north eastern United States is the opposite of Texas.
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