The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert
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>After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
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>Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look
>towards sky, what you see?"
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>The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
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>"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
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>The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking,
>it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
>planets
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>Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo.
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>Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
>morning.
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>Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
>insignificant.
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>Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it
>tell you, Tonto?"
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>Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you real dumb.
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>Someone has stolen the tent."