The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert > >After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. > >Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look >towards sky, what you see?" > >The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." > >"What that tell you?" asked Tonto. > >The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, >it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of >planets > >Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. > >Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the >morning. > >Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and >insignificant. > >Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it >tell you, Tonto?" > > > >Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi, you real dumb. > > >Someone has stolen the tent."