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Its Not Nice To Lie To Mum

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#1 Talamarr


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Posted 25 January 2005 - 12:14 PM

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER > > >Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. >During the course of the meal, >Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how >beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. > >Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship >between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. > >Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, >Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between >Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. > >Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, >"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you >Stephanie and I are just roommates." > >About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, >"Ever since your mother came to dinner, >I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. >You don't suppose she took it, do you?" >Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail >just to be sure." > >So he sat down and wrote: >Dear Mother: >I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, >I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. >But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since >you were here for dinner. >Love, Brian > >Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read: >Dear Son: >I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not saying >that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if she was >sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. >Love, Mom


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