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#91 Jimbo1

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Posted 01 February 2011 - 05:16 PM

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Posted 01 February 2011 - 05:19 PM

Better one, This ship is unsinkable, not even God himself could sink it.

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Posted 01 February 2011 - 05:47 PM

"To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society." - Theodore Roosevelt
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Posted 01 February 2011 - 09:29 PM

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ~ Voltaire
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Posted 16 February 2011 - 08:11 PM

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is.
Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.

~ Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top
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Posted 21 February 2011 - 11:23 PM

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant.... It doesn't work and and it can't be fired. General Walter Walker

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 12:41 PM

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail"

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 02:28 PM

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail"

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 02:34 PM

My excuse for... everything:

"A stupid man behaves stupidly, not because he wants to, or tries to, or is motivated to, but simply because he is what he is." - Abraham Maslow
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#100 Ztruker

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 03:42 PM

There is no cure for stupid! - Unknown
Stupid is as stupid does - Forrest Gump
A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband - Chinese proverb

and lastly:

Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked,
I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got
- Gen Lewis B Hershey

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Die with memories, not dreams. – Unknown

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 07:46 PM

A perfect world is one in which chocolate is a diet food!............Garfield :rofl:
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. -Albert Einstein.

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 08:39 PM

I thought that would be Lasagna :lol:

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Posted 27 March 2011 - 10:25 PM

“Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.” - Dave Barry
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Posted 06 April 2011 - 12:14 AM

"Political language - and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists - is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind. " George Orwell

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Posted 10 April 2011 - 05:17 AM

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.

I told them they didn’t understand life."

— John Lennon
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