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[Astabi]

PLEASE NOTE: I DON'T RECOMMEND DOING THE FOLLOWING, I DID IT PURELY FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT!

Ha, I got so tired of these type of emails, I actually responded to one. I first set up a fake email and alias. My goal was to waste as much of the persons time as possible and see how long I could string him along. Not to mention to aggravate the heck outa him!

I had him going for over 3 weeks! I had told him I would meet him at this particular airport in an African city as long as he first arranged a bird hunting expedition because I was an avid collector of rare and exotic birds. I needed him to first tell me if this particular bird was native to the area, I then changed meeting locations and meeting times... many different times, etc, it was great!

His English was very broken and terrible so I used this against him as well, taking his verbage and turning it around to mean different things. He got so very frustrated in dealing with me and my very many, many demands!

Maybe I'm just easily amused

Astabi

[Tomk]

This one has got to be real!!!

He has invoked the "UNITED NATIONS GOVERMENT" (I knew they were their own government), "MICROSOFT INTERNET" (That's right. Al Gore invented it... but Microsoft owns it), and God.

I AM MR MAXWELL DERRICK.I OWNED TWO
OIL WELL AND ONE REFINERY.i am married to MRS HELEN
ANDERSON. She works with the UNITED NATIONS GOVERMENT.

I buy your guts and courage to be more conscious when it come's to case like this, it is normal you get protective over such issue as you never knows how real it is.

I am a reputable man of high and international standard, it will be so discrediting to my credibility if this was a scam or what so ever you call it.It is a shame today that so many people have them self involve in such barbaric attitude but am happy that i am a legitimate business man and clean minded and also have the fear of God in what so ever am doing in life.

The Almighty lord do not create me out to this world to
cheat or deceive people of interest out of their money so i will reject been such ever in my life.I am a knight in my church I worship as a good Christian, if i had ever thought of scamming people i think God would not have elevated me to this standard which i am now.

I PARTNERED WITH MICROSOFT INTERNET FOR AN INVESTMENT PROGRAMME WHICH WAS VERY SUCCESFULL AND PROSPERIOUS.I HAVE TO SHOW GRATITUDE TO MICROSOFT INTERNET, SO IDECIDED TO COMPENSATE MICROSOFT INTERNET LUCKY WINNER WITH THE SUM OF 850,000 UNITED STATE DOLLARS TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO USED THE INTERNET DAILY. I AM CURRENTLY IN PARAGUAY FOR ANOTHER INVESTMENT PROJECT. IT WAS MADE EASY AND SUCCESFULL WITH THE HELP OF MICROSOFT INTERNET.

Due to your effort, using the internet programs indoor and
in your office,I want to compensate you and show microsoft gratitude to you with the sum of $850,000 dollars ( Eight Hundred Fifty Thousand United States Of America Dollars) because your email address emerge as one of the lucky winners to be compensated.

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as a winner in the category "A" with the following numbers attached Ref Number: EH 9590 OGSO.I have authorized the finance house where I deposited my money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank. assist your in getting your compensation check across to you.

It is a real your cheque and you can cash it in any bank of your choice in your country. The cheque has been put under a hard cover parcel for security reasons.

CONTACT COMPENSATION AND FINANCE HOUSE FOR YOUR CHEQUE OF 850,000 DOLLARS.

EMAIL: unitedafrica@secretarias.com
NAME; Bruce Hoek



My sincere advice to you as a christian is that you should endeavour to pay your tithe to a bible believing church when you get the prize and try to help the less previledge ones in your country, by donating to the orphanage homes.


YOURS SINCERELY
MAXWELL DERRICK

[-Redeye-]

I laugh at all you guys with your fake emails. However, I don't care about all these fakes as I myself have won the Nigerian Lottery. Yep, don't look too jelous I sent off my credit card details and everything, even if I never entered that particular lottery. Goodbye you paupers ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Imagine the people who actually fell for that silly scam ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^6

[Lochy]

PLEASE NOTE: I DON'T RECOMMEND DOING THE FOLLOWING, I DID IT PURELY FOR MY OWN ENTERTAINMENT!

Ha, I got so tired of these type of emails, I actually responded to one. I first set up a fake email and alias. My goal was to waste as much of the persons time as possible and see how long I could string him along. Not to mention to aggravate the heck outa him!

I had him going for over 3 weeks! I had told him I would meet him at this particular airport in an African city as long as he first arranged a bird hunting expedition because I was an avid collector of rare and exotic birds. I needed him to first tell me if this particular bird was native to the area, I then changed meeting locations and meeting times... many different times, etc, it was great!

His English was very broken and terrible so I used this against him as well, taking his verbage and turning it around to mean different things. He got so very frustrated in dealing with me and my very many, many demands!

Maybe I'm just easily amused

Astabi

Great Astabi,

I don't get any of these types of emails unfortunately. I only get enlargement Emails <--- Don't ask how I was subscribed in the first place