Bozodog
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* 1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
* 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
* 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
* 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
* 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
* DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine.
* 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
* ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
* 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table… no matter how good his manners are.
