Tomk
Topic Starter
A gaggle of Christmas "riddles":
- Why is Donner always wet?
- Why are reindeer Scrooge's favorite animals?
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
- What is sometimes bigger than Santa, sometimes smaller than Santa, but doesn't even weigh an ounce?
- What does Santa use to raise sweet potatoes and corn?
- What happens when you eat a Christmas garland?
- Why won't Santa eat Twinkies?
- Why did an elf bring a pack of cards to decorate?