Famous Inspirational Quotes

He's Dead Jim

Better one, This ship is unsinkable, not even God himself could sink it.

"To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society." - Theodore Roosevelt

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ~ Voltaire

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is.
Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
~ Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant…. It doesn't work and and it can't be fired. General Walter Walker

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail"

"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail"

- Abraham Maslow

My excuse for… everything:

"A stupid man behaves stupidly, not because he wants to, or tries to, or is motivated to, but simply because he is what he is." - Abraham Maslow

There is no cure for stupid! - Unknown
Stupid is as stupid does - Forrest Gump
A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband - Chinese proverb

and lastly:

Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked,
I will take the first. I won’t get much out of him, but with that other guy I can’t keep what I’ve got - Gen Lewis B Hershey

A perfect world is one in which chocolate is a diet food!…………Garfield

I thought that would be Lasagna

“Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.” - Dave Barry

"Political language - and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists - is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind. " George Orwell

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.

I told them they didn’t understand life."

— John Lennon