Famous Inspirational Quotes

"A programmer is just a tool which converts caffeine into code" unknown. "Nay, Cap'n. I dinnae think we can fix it." "I had my crew working overnight on it, Cap'n. She's fixed." Scotty from Star Trek.

"To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer."

Columnist Bill Vaughan, and the words initially appeared under Senator Soaper in a Virginia paper in 1969

"Scratch a dog's back and you've found permanent employment" Franklin P. Jones "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Anne Landers "The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." Ambrose Bierce "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andy Rooney "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. " Ben Williams "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult…" Rita Rudner

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. - Red Adair

If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.

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"We are what we repeatedly do.
Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit." - Aristotle

To make mistakes is to err. To blame someone else is good management skills!

No. Try not. Do… or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem. - Consultants

If life gives you melons - you may be dyslexic - unknown

If life gives you melons - you may be dyslexic - unknown

"I'm never going to find that tree, this whole raid's been as useless as that yellow-shaped rock over there…hey, there's a lemon behind that rock…" - Bart Simpson

Peter Caine: What more can you teach him?
Kwai Chang Caine: Why.
Peter Caine: All right. Forget I asked.
Kwai Chang Caine: No you misunderstand. In his haste to master the "how" the technique, he has forgotten/brushed past the "why", the meaning.

From TV Series… "Kung Fu: The Legend Continues: Disciple (#1.8)" (1993)

Not sure if this one is here but it's one I live by. If at first you don't succeed, give up, you messed up enough today.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true.
Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life.
Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for.
Unless… it's death by meteor.